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Weekends are for…

Not to be lame, but here is a commercial parody of my weekend.

  • Buying a new motherboard to fix a dead PC server: $89
  • Investigating low flow toilet replacements: $308
  • Spending all day rebuilding PCs: $ uncalculatable
  • Walking several miles on a bad leg and coming home to find you are so sore you can barely move: Priceless

So again a weekend has passed and my newsletter is not complete. I’ll shoot for next weekend and I’ll keep from walking several miles to prove that I can.

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Spam Nuker

Oh how I hate comment spam. I have tried everything and it just keeps coming. Now I’ve found a site with the best way to kill it for your WordPress 1.5.x install: CJD Spam Nuke. You install it, activate it, go to the comments moderation page, then nuke every single last lame posting. It happened so fast I had to check it twice to make sure it worked.

If you have comment spam, go get this plugin and kill it dead. I did.

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Bumb Leg and other Happenings

As I sit here wondering if my leg will stop hurting, I think back to a weekend only 8 days ago. I was on the slopes of Heavenly, watching the snow fall in feet per day, knowing that I was pushing it to move so fast in such varied conditions. Yet I zoomed ahead, and at the middle of the last day of the trip, managed a spectacular high speed 180, putting me flying backwards down the mountain.

If I would have just fallen over I could have been alright. Instead, I tried to complete another 180 to put me back in the right direction, only my left leg stayed in place. This helped pull me to the ground in a crumpled heap, courtesy of my now painful knee and ankle area. Fully one week ago I was in agony, now I sit here with nagging pain when I sit in place too long (at least its not from walking).

I really wonder sometimes how I get myself into these messes. But then I remember: it’s me and I seem to enjoy having something to complain about. So now I know.

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Losing Touch with Your Users

In a burst of creative energy I decided to do some clean-up work around the old web site today, fixing broken modules, freshening CSS code, and the like. I occasionally try to fix the forever broken IE PNG bug known as the gray bar on this web site. In a futile attempt, I went to my trusty Google Desktop Search bar (highly recommended if you don’t have it) and typed in “IE6 PNG bug” and got back this juicy nugget:

What have you guys been doing since IE6?

Now, given where I work and the places I have worked I am the last one to cast stones, but the gist of the post works out like this:

We got to 95+% market share and we stopped listening to our customers, our partners, and our developers.

If you don’t believe me, click the link and go read it yourself. This is “How to Ignore Your Customer: 101.” As a 10 year product management professional I can’t tell you how sick this makes me. Stating this sort of thing to the world is tantamount to saying that you have absolutely no business being in the PM role and that customers are merely a bootstrap to getting a comfy office chair. Maybe I’m an odd bird, but if I’m not sticking my neck out for what the customer needs and wants during the product release cycle to the point where my job could be in danger, I feel that I’m not doing my job.
Maybe its time I round up some more PM’s and find out what they think.

Having worked with Microsoft in the past, I know this isn’t SOP for them, but maybe I don’t understand the circumstances for deciding to mothball IE development for so many years.

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When Trips go Bad

I had another trip down to LA this week and it didn’t go as well as it could have. Being me, I should have known something was up right away when…

  • I got to the airport and found that I’d left some critical data at home
  • Got to Hertz and they couldn’t find my reservation
  • Finally got a reservation, but got a crappy Kia rental
  • Made it into the LA office but was locked out because my badge doesn’t work there
  • Checked into the hotel, got a 1st floor room, found out too late at night I had an ant infestation
  • Got bitten by said ants
  • Checked out the next morning, but had to check back in the next night to stay over another day
  • Ordered some of the worlds crappiest pizza from room service
  • Realized I’d left the shampoo in the old room, used the house brand stuff in the new room, and learned it doesn’t like my hair that much
  • Got into work, realized I have far more work to do than I have time, spent the day in meetings, then missed lunch (but the boss fixed that later)
  • Left work for the airport a little late, causing me to rush to the gas station for the fill-up…
  • Where the gas proceeded to spew out of the gas tank and onto my shoes
  • Where I drove quickly back toward Hertz, got slightly lost, then had to explain why the car smelled like unleaded inside
  • Ran through the terminal to make my flight on time, only to have it depart late

If it weren’t for bad luck…. well, it wouldn’t be me, would it?

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Comments Removed Again

I’m giving up the fight to allow real folks to comment on this blog. It seems that no matter what I do I just can’t stop the flow of dumb marketing spam for online gaming, viagra, and other such internet institutions. So comments are now off indefinitely.

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Another Case of "The Magic Smoke" Escaping

I put together my third PC, the “alternate” that I wanted to use as my server in the basement, but that I had left by the wayside for a while. In my quest to “get it done” I hurriedly slapped everything together and screwed everything back into the case. It looked good at the time, anyway.

Upon applying power I was met with the distinctive smell of cooking silicon, and a small waft of “magic smoke” slipped up past my side. Now the motherboard doesn’t even power on and I likely cooked the CPU and the motherboard. I got in a hurry and got sloppy somewhere, and the PC paid the price.

Now I have to decide what to do with the parts: go off and see if there is another motherboard worth building a server around or write this project off until I retire another PC. Bummer.

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Bad Luck Travel

The adage “if it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all” really fits me this week. After spending most of the week (Tuesday through Friday) down in LA for my new job I managed to really rack up the bad luck points. Here are the highlights:

  • The rental car company gave me the wrong directions to my hotel, leading me on a 1 1/2 hour tour of some of the scariest areas of LA
  • Once I got to the hotel, I found they allow pets in some of the rooms. While pets should not have been in my room, the elevators have a distinctive wet dog smell
  • The walls of the room were paper thin, allowing me to hear both the conversations next door and the bathroom visits from across the hall
  • Many of the people I visited with on the trip were seriously sick, as in go to the doctor and stay home with lots of fluid and rest – sick
  • On the last day I must have eaten something that didn’t agree with me because I was up all night with stomach pains, I tossed my cookies, got about 1 hour of sleep, then had to get up at 4:30am to catch my flight home
  • The flight home from LAX to SJC is supposed to be about 55 minutes long. Mine took about 5 1/2 hours. Fog at SJC made us circle for an hour before diverting to Oakland, where American Airlines had to figure out what to do with a plane full of angry folks

So there you have it. That was my week in a nutshell, or at least the really bad parts. I left out the bad customer service stories because they simply couldn’t measure up to the rest of the trip. Better luck next time, I suppose.

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One more ski trip in the books

I have just returned from another Heavenly ski trip. Now that I’ve been up there more than 6 times the season pass has paid for itself. That is good news. The bad news is that the runs were jam packed with people over the 3 day weekend (since some companies observe MLK day in the US) and many of them were inconsiderate weasels.

In the course of two days I was fully run over by a snowboarder who just said “sorry dude” after tackling me to the ground in a semi yard sale bending my right thumb all out of sorts. Later I would find he severely cut into my skis. That evening I awoke at 1:30am to find the upstairs neighbors rocking out, and after confronting them I again got a “sorry dude” while they continued their noisy gathering until well into 3:00am. At a little after 5:30am one of the cabin mates got up and started making coffee, giving me a grand total of about 2 hours of sleep.

I really need to take a vacation from vacations, I think.

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TiVo's Death Nell Near?

I’m glad I didn’t make it to CES 2005 this year, otherwise I would have to hear this directly: DirecTV is building their own DVR and intends to dump TiVo. Now this isn’t completely new news, but when put together with other comments they made this week (MPEG4 broadcasts for local HD, home media centers) DirecTV seems determined to separate themselves completely from TiVo, and leave us current Direc-TiVo owners high and dry.

TiVo isn’t sitting still, they announced that they are building a new class of stand alone HD TiVo just for cable and that they are partnering with Microsoft to offer a TiVoToGo service for sharing content around the home. They aren’t dead, but they are looking closer to death every day.

Good thing I have friends with access to Windows XP Media Center Edition. That may have to be the next new PVR/DVR for my home… and bring with it a TV regime change away from DirecTV. It won’t be a sudden change, but its got me thinking I need to get a solution together soon. Maybe SBC’s new IPTV solution (working with Microsoft) will save me? Right.